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    Crits... Crits Everywhere

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    Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by Applejack on Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:09 pm

    THIS BE A NUZLOCKE.

    OF PLATINUM.

    IF I DIDN'T MAKE THAT CLEAR.

    WE SHALL START AT DAWN.

    NO, WE SHALL START NOW.

    NO, WE HAVE ALREADY STARTED.
    ____________________________________________________

    Er, welcome to my Nuzlocke. May this bring you slight satisfaction. Slight.


    Le Rules:
    1) Catch only the first Pokemon in each route. If it faints or flees, too bad. This rule comes into effect once I get Pokeballs.
    >>>>1a) Dupe Clause in effect. I cannot catch any dupes. Dupes count as Pokemon registered in the Pokedex.
    >>>>1b) Shinies can be caught without consequences.
    2) If my Pokemon faints, it's dead and must be boxed in the "Death..." box.



    Let's start!


    • Start game as the male. Named myself Drake.
    • Names rival Josh.
    • Start game.
    • CHIMCHAR GET! Steve, the male Chimchar was obtained! Let's see your sta-
      ...
      ...
      Timid? TIMID?! /sigh/ At least speed is raised...
    • Caught Drew, the Naive natured Male Starly on Route 201.
    • Caught PewDeePie, the Modest natured Female Bidoof at Verity Lake.
    • Caught Mr. Charge, the Rash natured Male Shinx on Route 202.
    • Realizes that Kricketot can be found on Route 202 also. Proceeds to rage at the fact.
    • GRINDING TIME! We're totally gonn-
      ...
      D-Drew?
      Drew? Speak to me.
      DREW?!
      ...
    • Boxed Drew in the "Death..." box. You were a brave soul, my friend. I really wanted to take you to the top as a Staraptor. But... that damn Bidoof got a crit. In fact, you were at 12 HP, and the Bidoof's tackle could only do four normally, so I thought it'd do eight as a crit. It not only got a crit that turn, but it did triple damage. It was my fault... I wasn't thinking about crits clearly... I-I'll miss you Drew. You were among the greatest of Starly. /salutes/
    • Gets to Jubilife, does what I need to do, and goes to Route 218 and uses the Old Rod. Caught Corey, the Hardy natured Male Magikarp. Trust me on this, raising it to level twenty is totally worth it, especially end game against Cynthia. (Immune to her Garchomp's Earthquake, access to moves like Avalanche, is a tank and can hit harder than ever.)
    • Got the Poketch.
    • Even after five times of playing Platinum, I was still royally surprised to be battled by Josh once I got to the new route. BATTLE COMMENCE!
    • Beat his Starly (Drew...) easily, now it's time for Piplu- Wait...
      Steve can't battle it, since PIPLUP knows Bubble now.
      Corey can't, since his only move is Splash.
      Mr. Charge only knows Tackle and Leer.
      PewDeePie only knows Tackle and Growl.
      ...
      I'm screwed. Noooooooo-
      But possibly yes!
    • Go, PewDeePie! Use Growl!
    • PIPLUP used Growl!
    • Silly, spazzy, punctuate-for-emphasis (EMPHASIS) Josh, you fail to realize one thing...
      I don't plan on attacking with PewDeePie.
    • The foe PIPLUP's attack can't go lower!
    • Go! Mr. Charge! Use Leer!
    • PIPLUP used Growl!
    • Mr. Charge used Leer! The foe PIPLUP's defense can't go lower!
    • Return Mr. Charge! Go, PewDe-
      ...?
      ... S-Steve? No, it's too dangerous. Bubble's a special attack, which only Piplup's attack is down.
      ...
      ... Are you sure you can do this?
      ...
      ... Fine, but just one turn.
    • Quite literally K.O's Piplup in one hit, while only being one level higher.
    • Awesome, we're gonna get a catch on the route east of Jubilife. But most of the Pokemon found there are all dupes, so I can only catch Abra or Kricketot.
      ... An Abra appeared... Oh well, they're nice. /chucks Pokeball/
    • Aw! It appeared to be caught!
    • Wild Abra fled!
    • Well, there goes that catch. And, honest to Arceus, the very next encounter? Kricketot... ;^;
    • I'm on the road, to Oreburgh City. I'm on the r- uh... apparently, a hiker gave me HM06. Whee~ Obtained HM06: Rock Smash!
    • Caught Topanga, the Naive natured (Drew was Naive too...) Female Geodude in Oreburgh Gate!
    • Arrived in Oreburgh, talked to Josh, then headed for the mine.
    • Caught Shawn, the something natured (It's in the box, so I don't know it) Male Zubat in Oreburgh Mine!
    • Talked to Roark, left the mine, and went to Route 207.
    • Caught MUSCLES, the Mild natured Male Machop.
    • GRINDING. /Later/ Okay MUSCLES, you'll be curbstomping this gym, but you're only level ten. Can you make it?
      MUSCLES: /nods/
      Terrific.
    • MUSCLES proceeds to beat the two gym trainers, getting to level 12.
    • Roark would like to battle! Roark sent out GEODUDE!
    • lolCurbstomp (Leveled up to level 13)
    • Roark sent out Cranidos!
    • Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap. I know Cranidos doesn't know any rock type moves, but Pursuit and Headbutt would hurt MUSCLES. One hit oughta do it!
    • Low Kick=Cranidos at yellow-almost red-HP. And that headbutt did almost half of MUSCLES' health.
      ...
      M-MUSCLES? C-Can you do it?
      ...
      ... OK MUSCLES... I trust you... Now go on and win.
    • CRANIDOS used Headbutt! (Oh no...)
      ...
      MUSCLES? /MUSCLES is lying on the ground/ Oh Arceus... /Drake turns away/
    • Roark sent out ONIX!
    • Wait, what? /looks back to see MUSCLES at red health. He beat the Cranidos! (And leveled up)/
      MUSCLES, you're so awesome~
    • Curbstomp the Onix, leveled up to 15!
    • Obtained the COAL BADGE!



    It was the first new day of the century
    In one hundred years
    When I felt like I should cry
    I laughed away my tears



    ʇı ɥʇıʍ dɹǝp


    All in all, I'd rather have detention
    All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
    The old man drives like such a klutz
    That I'm about to hurl my guts
    Directly upon the open road
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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by FCSNAKE on Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:15 pm

    Wow is this your version or are you copying?

    lol pewdeepie!!!



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by Jeff9978 on Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:11 am

    tl;dr.avi
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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by xLight on Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:46 pm

    SLENDER



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by FCSNAKE on Fri Aug 31, 2012 9:18 pm

    Ive played it and its not that scary, just the music.

    aaah those crits...



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by Applejack on Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:29 pm

    SLENDER. MAN.

    AN UPDATE? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO







    • GRINDGRINDGRINDGRIND /not that much though: I'm lazy/
    • Going back to Oreburgh Gate when Josh appears and becomes all spazzy. He runs off in a rush.
    • Going going going, going north of Jubilife
    • ROCK SMASH, ROCK DESTROY
    • Whew! Now we're at Floraoma Town!
    • VALLEY WINDWORKS. Let's grind PewDeePie... Eh? A Shellos? GRIND PEWDEE GRIND!
      ... Water Pulse... It almost killed PewDeePie. RUNRUNRUN
      OHGOD, CAN'T ESCAPE, PEWDEEPIE, RUN FO-
    • PewDeePie fainted!
    • ... O-oh god... Wait, it's the first encounter, I can catch it! /catches Shellos/
    • Caught Bidoofkiller WTR Slugma, the something natured Male Shellos!
    • /enters the building with the galactic grunts/
    • /lolcurbstomp/
    • Commander Mars would like to battle! She sent out Zubat!
    • Go, Topanga! Use Rock Throw!
    • OHKO
    • Return! Go, MUSCLES! Mars sent out PURUGLY.
    • Use Low Kick!
    • lolwin
    • LATER, MUCH LATER, we arrive in Eterna. BATTLE GARDENIA!
    • OHKO her TURTWIG and CHERRIM with Steve. Steve, use Flame Wheel on her Roserade!
    • Over half of the damage is taken off by Flame Wheel. But the bad news is that it's faster and it got Steve to less than half HP. Alright, MUSCLES, you're up! Just stall a few tur-
    • CRITICAL HIT MAGICAL LEAF
    • ... N-no...
    • Steve, you're up! CRITICAL HIT FLAME WHEEL
    • ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ... For MUSCLES...
    • Gardenia: "Oh em gee, you, liek, totes deserve this badge"
    • ... you murderer
    • "Liek, excuse me?"
    • You murderer. MUSCLES was my friend, AND YOU KILLED HIM
    • "Whoa, liek, calm down man!"
    • NO! YOU KILLED HIM! HE WAS THE GREATEST MACHOP EVER AND YOU KILLED HIM
    • /storms off, but flips a table over before leaving./
    • /goes to random buildings after depositing MUSCLES in the "Death..." box/ Kid: Wanna trade your Buizel with my Chatot?
    • Do I! /gets Buizel that was caught on route 205 that was failed to mentioned from the PC/
    • /TRADES/
    • Obtained Charap!
    • (I should also mention that I caught a Buneary in Eterna Forest and named it Bash. The only possible way to get the naming of it is to have seen or heard of a certain TV show and know of a Lopunny from someone else's Nuzlocke name the other character. Have fun guessing)
    • /goes to Eterna Galactic HQ/ ... Topanga? WTR Slugma?
    • Topanga: ?
      WTR Slugma: ?
    • ... demolish Team Galactic... for Muscles...
    • Both: /nods/
    • /fights a double battle against Galactic Grunt/
    • WTR Slugma? Switch out, come back. Go, CHARAP!
    • Topanga... Magnitude
    • MAGNITUDE TEN
    • Foe GLAMEOW fainted! Foe STUNKY fainted! It doesn't affect Charap...
    • /finally gets to Jupiter/ Jupiter: BATTLE
    • lol Topanga, you beat that Zubat. Now it's time for the Poison/Dark type, Skuntank. Topanga, use Magni-
    • Topanga fainted!
    • Topanga fainted!
    • Topanga fainted!
    • ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
    • "Steve was sent out! CRITICAL HIT FLAME WHEEL! Foe SKUNTANK fainted!
    • ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
    • /deposits Topanga in the "Death..." box/
    • ... I'm sorry...
    • /Gets bike after leaving the HQ and getting the egg from Cynthia. Since I already got a Pokemon (Charap in a trade) in Eterna, I boxed the egg after getting it, since I was forced to get it to continue the game/
    • /CYCLING CYCLING CYCLING CYC, CYCLING IN CYCLING ROAD/
    • Here's where the fun really begins. After getting to the bottom side of the Cycling Road and exiting, I go to the trees and cut it, then go in the grass. What pops up? Kricketune. Finally, my misfortune is paid off! Come 'ere ya lil' bugger.
    • /ten minutes later/ One Pokeball left! Still haven't caught it...
    • ... /chucks Pokeball/ Gotcha! Kricketune was caught!
    • Caught Octavia, the something natured Female Kricketune.
    • /restocks on Pokeballs, thirty to be precise, and got a few repels/
    • /goes far through the grassy area of Cycling Road./ I approach the normal entrance to Wayward cave, but I'm not going in through there. I go down a bit and go to the left, where I go in the secret entrance.
    • Encounters a Geodude in there, but it's a dupe, so I can catch something else. What's there? Gible. That's right, Gible. You can catch them this early in the game if you find the secret entrance (not in DP: It's blocked in those games, only in Platinum). Naturally, I caught it. Guess what? Dragon Rage. This early in the game, it's totally a game breaker.
    • Caught Daisy, the something natured Female Gible! (And I got the Earthquake TM in the secret entrance, which I taught to Daisy)
    • /exits the entire place, not caring about Mira, who's a lost little girl in normal Wayward cave./
    • LET'S A GO. /goes to Mt Coronet after getting the VS Seeker and Dowsing Machine from Dawn/
    • Caught Indencium, the something natured Bronzor in Mt. Coronet!
    • GETS TO HEARTHOME. After realizing that Fantina's highest level is 27, while most of my team is level 17 (with Steve being level 23), I decide to grind. Guess what?
    • "Congratulations! Your Corey evolved into GYARADOS! Corey learned BITE!"
    • /goes to the contest hall, meets with Mother, in which she gives me a Tuxedo/
    • Fantina goes to her gym, where I beat all her lackeys. But Corey's only level 23... Moar grinding needed.
    • ...
      ... More grinding...
      ...
      ... For Drew... For PewDeePie...
      ...
      ... For MUSCLES... For Topanga...
      ...
      ... For everyone...



    It was the first new day of the century
    In one hundred years
    When I felt like I should cry
    I laughed away my tears



    ʇı ɥʇıʍ dɹǝp


    All in all, I'd rather have detention
    All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
    The old man drives like such a klutz
    That I'm about to hurl my guts
    Directly upon the open road
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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by FCSNAKE on Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:12 am

    Wow you lost alot of pokemon lol, not a good start.



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by Applejack on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:52 pm

    GUESS WHAT?

    FAWCK YA'LL. I GOT 9300 RUPEES NOT COUNTING THIS POST. ALMOST THERE.

    NO, I'M SORRY. YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR USELESS DRABBLE.

    DID YOU KNOW I'M USING SHIFT, NOT CAPS LOCK?

    YOU DON'T CARE. YOU WANT TO SEE DEATHS. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.



    • VERSUS FANTINA
    • Alright Corey, you may be only level 24, I need you and I need you now. Use Bite on Duskull!
    • afcfgdv, it didn't kill i- "Foe Duskull flinched!"
    • ... I'm game with that. Use bite!
    • "Fantina used the super potion!" So that just means, after the second bite attack, it went back to almost red health. Neutral
    • "Foe Duskull fainted!" "Fantina sent out HAUNTER!"
    • I forgot how, but Corey beat it.
    • "Fantina sent out MISMAGIUS!" (Which is level 26, since I was mistaken about it being level 27)
    • Aguhguhguh... It didn't faint! But it came close enough that one more bite will kill it off and that she won't use a super potion. But she kinda messed him up pretty bad. Switch out, come back! Go, Steve! Use Flame Wh-
    • "Foe MISMAGIUS used Psybeam!"
    • "Psybeam!"
    • It's super effective!
    • ... N-no... not you, not now Steve... no... /turns away/
    • CRITICAL HIT! Foe MISMAGIUS fainted!
    • Hubbawha?
    • Steve's Flame Wheel was a critical hit! Steve has 14 HP left!
    • ... Very Happy
    • Steve grew to level 24!
    • ... Very Happy
    • Drake received the RELIC BADGE!
    • ... Very Happy
    • Fantina: "The RELIC BADGE let's you use Defog outside of battle!"
    • ... :\
    • "YOU ARE NOW IN LEAVING [s]BIKINI BOTTOM[/s] HEARTHOME CITY!"
    • Where was I supposed to go next... Ah! The route east of Hearthome!
    • Caught PewDeePie2, the something natured Female Bibarel on Route 209!
    • ... Welcome home, PewDeePie...
    • GETS TO SOLACEON--- Josh then comes by and says this: "I got the Defog HM in the Relics! It was useful! USEFUL! ByeDrakeI'llseeyoulatergoodbyegoodbyenowseeyainanotherlifebrotherbye! /leaves/"
    • Caught RbowBlitz, the something natured Male Ponyta on Route 210! (lolrule63)
    • Caught Haircut, the something natured Female Lickitung on Route 215! (Play GSC and go to the game corner. One of the nerds will says his Lickitung got a haircut... lolnope)
    • LET'S A GO THROUGH ROUTE 215!
    • /at the end/ Ugh, the dreaded double battle against the aces. No matter! Corey and Daisy got this in the bag with their strategy~
    • BATTLE COMMENCE
    • "Foe Roselia was sent out! Foe Gligar was sent out!"
    • ... Gligar?... Guys? Just use Dragon Rage.
    • "Foe Gligar fainted! Foe Buizel was sent out!"
    • kk, now Daisy, since it's resistant, just use Dragon Ra-
    • "Foe Buizel used Aqua Jet! Daisy fainted!"
    • [size=xx-large]DAISY FAINTED![/size]
    • ...
      ... D-Daisy? ... S-speak t-to me... Daisy? DAISY?!
      ...
      ...
      ...
    • "Ace Trainer [blank] and Ace Trainer [blank] were defeated!"
    • ...
      ...
      ...
      ... For Daisy...
    • LATER
    • Oh for God's sake, that's the fourth Oval Stone I've Thief'd from the Wild Chansey.
    • Let me explain: Chansey have a 5% chance of appearing in Route 210. There, they have a 5% change of holding the Lucky Egg, which boosts the EXP you can get, which is greatly helpful. But, encountering Chansey is a 1/20 chance, while encountering one with the Lucky Egg is like a 1/100 chance. yeeeeeeah...
    • lolSolaceonRuins. Items get! (evolution stones, Nugget, Defog, Mind Plate, and shards. Oh, no catch there because Unown, whilea cool novelty, sucks)
    • ... El Tigre? (oh yeah, I got El Tigre the Eevee in Hearthome, and Bzzt! the Porygon in Veilstone)
    • El Tigre: Eev?
    • Eat this stone.
    • What? El Tigre is evolving! Congratulations, your El Tigre evolved into JOLTEON!
    • sweeeeeeet
    • /goes to the box in the Day Care/ Rbow Blitz and Mr. Charge, c'mere. Listen you two, odds are you're not going to be on this team, but I want you two to be backup in case Steve and El Tigre --- Arceus forbid --- were to die... So in the Day Care you two go.
    • GRINDGRINDGRINDGRIND in Lost Tower
    • Cool! An item! Ohboyohboyohboyohbo-
    • ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
    • an oval stone. That's the fifth one...
    • ANOTHER ITE-... a revive? a revive. Is this some kind of joke?
    • Caught Georgia, the something natured Female Gastly!
    • Team status, GO!

    • (Monferno) Steve: Level 27 Timid Mach Punch, Flame Wheel, Cut, Feint Blaze
      --- Steve is quite fast and he can hit considerably hard. It's those damn Flying and Psychic weaknesses I'm worried about...
    • (Gyarados) Corey: Level 27 Hardy Bite, Leer, Tackle, Dragon Rage Intimidate
      --- Such a tank. He withstood a Self Destruct from a Geodude. And his health didn't even get down to half. Truly something, give an applaud to Corey. He's truly a pal. Wish he could learn some more moves already. >>
    • (Jolteon) El Tigre: Level 21 Gentle Sand Attack, Helping Hand, Tackle, Growl Volt Absorb
      --- He's been proving his worth, no doubt. I just wish he'd learn some electric type moves. Oooh, maybe I can teach him Dig at another time, which will be pretty great~ v3v
    • (Lickitung) Haircut: Level 22 Impish Stomp, Return, Supersonic, Knock Off Own Tempo
      --- In the same boat as El Tigre. She's (yup, she) proving her worth. I hope Return gets more powerful as we continue on. I gave Haircut a Soothe Bell, so hopefully it'll be soon. I mean seriously, STAB Return plus insanely high happiness = game breaker.
    • (Gastly) Georgia: Level 17 Docile Spite, Mean Look, Night Shade, Curse Levitate
      --- I just caught her, but I look forward to train her. After all, it's about damn time I get a ghost. Now let's make the most of it and hope she doesn't die, hmm?
    • PewDeePie2 is with me, too, but I plan on boxing her as soon as I can get a hold of that Lucky Egg.
    • Now then, this is important. Chose which Pokemon from the box I should get for my sixth member. Will it be (Zubat) Shawn, (Chingling) Bob Saget, (Porygon) Bzzt!, (Buneary) Bash, (Shellos) WTR Slugma, or (Kricketune) Octavia?
    • Remember, the next gym is Fighting, so Bob Saget, Shawn and Octavia are obvious candidates. I already have a normal type, so I don't really want to train Bash or Bzzt! unless Haircut (Arceus forbid) dies. We already have a water type, so WTR Slugma might not be the best choice. But of course, this all depends on you, the viewers! Will you pick a Pokemon beneficial to the situation, or will you be a troll and pick something that will simply hinder me? YOU CHOOSE!
      .
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      .
      .

    • Oh, and Indencium died at some point. Kinda sad, actually.
    • ACUT
    • Oh for God's sake, that's the fourth Oval Stone I've Thief'd from the Wild Chansey.
    • Let me explain: Chansey have a 5% chance of appearing in Route 210. There, they have a 5% change of holding the Lucky Egg, which boosts the EXP you can get, which is greatly helpful. But, encountering Chansey is a 1/20 chance, while encountering one with the Lucky Egg is like a 1/100 chance. yeeeeeeah...
    • lolSolaceonRuins. Items get! (evolution stones, Nugget, Defog, Mind Plate, and shards. Oh, no catch there because Unown, whilea cool novelty, sucks)
    • ... El Tigre? (oh yeah, I got El Tigre the Eevee in Hearthome, and Bzzt! the Porygon in Veilstone)
    • El Tigre: Eev?
    • Eat this stone.
    • What? El Tigre is evolving! Congratulations, your El Tigre evolved into JOLTEON!
    • sweeeeeeet
    • /goes to the box in the Day Care/ Rbow Blitz and Mr. Charge, c'mere. Listen you two, odds are you're not going to be on this team, but I want you two to be backup in case Steve and El Tigre --- Arceus forbid --- were to die... So in the Day Care you two go.
    • GRINDGRINDGRINDGRIND in Lost Tower
    • Cool! An item! Ohboyohboyohboyohbo-
    • ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      ...
    • an oval stone. That's the fifth one...
    • ANOTHER ITE-... a revive? a revive. Is this some kind of joke?
    • Caught Georgia, the something natured Female Gastly!
    • Team status, GO!

    • (Monferno) Steve: Level 27 Timid Mach Punch, Flame Wheel, Cut, Feint Blaze
      --- Steve is quite fast and he can hit considerably hard. It's those damn Flying and Psychic weaknesses I'm worried about...
    • (Gyarados) Corey: Level 27 Hardy Bite, Leer, Tackle, Dragon Rage Intimidate
      --- Such a tank. He withstood a Self Destruct from a Geodude. And his health didn't even get down to half. Truly something, give an applaud to Corey. He's truly a pal. Wish he could learn some more moves already. >>
    • (Jolteon) El Tigre: Level 21 Gentle Sand Attack, Helping Hand, Tackle, Growl Volt Absorb
      --- He's been proving his worth, no doubt. I just wish he'd learn some electric type moves. Oooh, maybe I can teach him Dig at another time, which will be pretty great~ v3v
    • (Lickitung) Haircut: Level 22 Impish Stomp, Return, Supersonic, Knock Off Own Tempo
      --- In the same boat as El Tigre. She's (yup, she) proving her worth. I hope Return gets more powerful as we continue on. I gave Haircut a Soothe Bell, so hopefully it'll be soon. I mean seriously, STAB Return plus insanely high happiness = game breaker.
    • (Gastly) Georgia: Level 17 Docile Spite, Mean Look, Night Shade, Curse Levitate
      --- I just caught her, but I look forward to train her. After all, it's about damn time I get a ghost. Now let's make the most of it and hope she doesn't die, hmm?
    • PewDeePie2 is with me, too, but I plan on boxing her as soon as I can get a hold of that Lucky Egg.
    • Now then, this is important. Chose which Pokemon from the box I should get for my sixth member. Will it be (Zubat) Shawn, (Chingling) Bob Saget, (Porygon) Bzzt!, (Buneary) Bash, (Shellos) WTR Slugma, or (Kricketune) Octavia?
    • Remember, the next gym is Fighting, so Bob Saget, Shawn and Octavia are obvious candidates. I already have a normal type, so I don't really want to train Bash or Bzzt! unless Haircut (Arceus forbid) dies. We already have a water type, so WTR Slugma might not be the best choice. But of course, this all depends on you, the viewers! Will you pick a Pokemon beneficial to the situation, or will you be a troll and pick something that will simply hinder me? YOU CHOOSE!
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    • Oh, and Indencium died at some point. Kinda sad, actually.
    • WAIT. NO, YOU DON'T GET TO PICK. GO SIT IN THE CORNER.
    • Steve grew to level 36! Steve is trying to learn Close Combat, but Steve can't learn more than four moves. Delete a move to make room for Close Combat? Which move should be forgotten? ...1 ...2, and... Poof! Steve forgot Mach Punch! Steve learned Close Combat!
    • What? Steve is evolving! Congratulations! Your Steve evolved into INFERNAPE!
    • Taught Shadow Claw to Steve and replaced Feint.
    • It's time for the gym battle! Steve, you're gonna solo this one, well mostly, got it?
    • Steve: /nods/
    • Leader Maylene would like to battle! Leader Maylene sent out MEDITITE!
    • Go, Steve! Use Shadow Claw!
    • Foe MEDITITE fainted! Leader Maylene sent out LUCARIO!
    • Steve, you're pretty overleveled, so instead of Close Combat, go with Flame Wheel.
    • Steve used Flame Wheel! It's super effective!
    • LOL, total win! Now Steve, we're gonna switch you to Corey for the Macho-
    • Foe LUCARIO used Bone Rush!
    • ... WHAT?! Oh crap oh crap, Lucario's HP is at red! It's not dead! Oh crap, Steve, get out of the-
    • A critical hit! It's super effective!
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    • N-no...



    CLIFFHANGERS. ARE. NOW. CANON.



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by FCSNAKE on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:39 pm

    lol its all drama!



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by Applejack on Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:32 pm

    This Nuzlocke was brought to you by Sand: It's everywhere. Get used to it.

    • ... S-Steve...
    • Corey was sent out! Corey used Dragon Rage! Foe LUCARIO fainted!
    • Corey got about 500 EXP!
    • Wait... 500? That's too small of an amount from a gym leader! Unless... /gasp!/
    • Steve got about 500 EXP!
    • W-what? :O
    • Oh my Arceus! S-Steve! His HP's at 2! Very Happy
    • Steven Q. Urkel (that's the reasoning behind his name, xD)... don't scare me like that!
    • Maylene: "I-is your Infernape alright?"
    • Y-yeah.
    • Maylene: "Well that's good. I really don't like having to kill other people's Pokemon, but that's what a gym leader is forced to do. Well, you've proven your worth. I present to you... The Cobble Badge!
    • We got... The Cobble Badge!




    What really happened:
    Spoiler:
    Steve actually used Close Combat, which beat the Lucario in one hit. Then I sent out Georgia the Gastly against the Machoke. Thinking it'd use Foresight, I made Georgia use Curse, but the Machoke used Rock Tomb instead, killing her. So there was a death, but not Steve. I merely did that as a plot point, xD. It didn't matter that much. Georgia was lacking behind, and Steve's got a ghost type move, leaving Georgia useless.




    [I JUST BATTLED CRASHER WAKE IN THIS INTERMISSION, BUT HE WAS SO LAUGHABLY EASY I DECIDED NOT TO EVEN BOTHER WITH PUTTING DOWN THE EVENTS FOR THAT.]




    • A'ight team! We've beaten Crasher Wake! Let's see your levels now...
    • Steve 39, El Tigre 41, Corey 39, Haircut 44.
    • /gets Mr. Charge out of the Day Care and raises him to level 41/
    • Random dude: Wait, I thought two electric types are b-
    • Nope! oUo
    • It's time to fight... Byron...
    • OhEmGee, this first trainer's got a Steelix! No worries! Steve's Close Combat will beat this guy up...
    • Oh god! It didn't KO! GET OUT OF THERE!
    • Steelix used... Screech!
    • ... Flame Wheel Steve! /ohko/
    • TRAINERS LATER... Now we battle Byron. Beat his first Pokemon up nice and easy, now it's time for his Steelix. It's totally gonna use Screech like the last Pokemon, so Steve, use Close Combat!
    • /Not a KO/
    • Meh, no wor-- STEELIX used Earthquake!
    • D: It's OK, it's just gonna be a near death. Yeah, near death stuff always hap- OH GOD STEVE'S AT RED AND DROPPING GET OUT OF THERE!










    From the very first moment I saw you, I knew we were destined for great things. We'd travel around the world together, meet many people, have a gay ol' time... But when I saw you face up to that Earthquake, not with a single shudder or whimper, I knew you accepted it. To this day, I still didn't want you to die. I always wished I could have just reversed time, to just change the events of that day. But, like a mouse trying to escape a hasty cat, I knew I could never stop the inevitable. I did, however, want to go back and relive all of our experiences, to have a second chance to stay with you, for it would have a greater meaning if I could just have that one second chance.

    Your eyes turned towards mine before your fate, and you smiled. I couldn't bare to watch, but I was unable to turn my head from the events. I had to watch. You faced your destiny with arms wide open, knowing that you could finally be...

    Free...

    All I did was cry. Cry until I could cry no more. Then, a new wave of tears would come, each an every time. I couldn't stop. The pain of losing you was too unbearable.

    Two words escaped my whimpering lips: "I'm sorry..."









    • ... S-Steve? Steve, come on, wake up. D-don't do this, man. P-please wake up... S-St-Steve... W-wake up... W-w-wake... /puts head on Steve's body/ /sobs/
    • ... H-Haircut...
    • Haircut: ?
    • ... Kill them all. Every last one of them.
    • Critical hit! Foe STEELIX fainted! Critical hit! Foe BASTIODON fainted!
    • ... We got... the badge.
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    • ... Please wake up...







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    In one hundred years
    When I felt like I should cry
    I laughed away my tears



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by Jeff9978 on Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:01 pm

    Your nuzlocke blows. Go the *** home.
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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by FCSNAKE on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:57 am

    It doesn't.

    If anything blows it's you Wink



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by Applejack on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:03 pm

    Thanks Luis~


    • ... huh? Oh, right... the replacement...
    • /goes to Day Care/
    • ... Alright Rbow Blitz... you're up...
    • Josh: "HEY! DRAKE! There you are! Listen, we gotta go to the libr-"
    • /SMACK/
    • Josh: "AUGH! Urk... w-what was that for?"
    • Shut up. No talking. I know where to go. Now leave me alone.
    • Josh: "Hrk... Whatever. I'll meet you inside..."
    • /goes inside/
    • Rowan: "Hrm! Well then, I trust that you all are well?"
    • Dawn: "Oh yes, very much so."
    • Josh: "It would have been a good day, but Drake had to go and ruin it all."
    • ...
    • Rowan: "Hm? And what is the matter Drake?"
    • ...
    • Rowan: "I'm a very patient man. I can stay here all day if I have to just to get some information from you."
    • ... What's the point?
    • Rowan: "Excuse me?"
    • The point of all of this. There is none. Why do others take on this challenge when they already know that many of their friends will die? Is it really a thrill to watch their Pokemon squirm as tools? There's all this talk about how "misery builds character" and failure is merely another stepping stone towards success, but I honestly don't see how those are true.
    • Rowan: "Well of course, that's tru-"
    • Let me finish. They say that people take on the Nuzlocke for the thrill and glory of victory, but what happens when your best friend dies? Is victory really worth more than your best friend's life?
    • Josh: "Hey! That's impossible! I'm not dead!"
    • Dawn: "..."
    • Rowan: "..."
    • ... /turns back to Rowan/ Can we please ship this guy to Orre?
    • Rowan: "Heh... Only when a flying pig becomes a Pokemon..."
    • ... So sixth gen? I can wait another year or two at most.
    • Rowan: "Enough. Continue."
    • Actually, that's all. Don't you see how pointless a Nuzlocke is?
    • Rowan: "It might be unfair... but it is not pointless. I hope you keep that in mi-"
    • [size=xx-large]DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM[/size]
    • AH! ... D-did it stop?!
    • Josh: "I-it was an earthquake! T-TV! Check the TV!"
    • ... I swear, any time you're trying to be serious, you always manage to ruin it.
    • Dawn: "Wait a minute... there is something on TV about it!"
    • Rowan: "It appears a Pokemon (possibly a Nidoking) used Earthquake on Lake Valor, which destroyed all the water.
    • Wait, you're telling me that an Earthquake attack on a lake was super effective?
    • Rowan: "But of course."
    • ... Meh...
    • Rowan: "It's a coincidence too. I was planning on shipping you to Lake Valor to check it out.
    • ... I know... I've played this game five times already... /starts to leave/
    • Rowan: "And Drake?"
    • /turns to Rowan/ Hm?
    • Rowan: "Steve was the best starter I ever had... It was an honor to give him to you...
    • ... Thanks Rowan... /leaves/
    • LATER
    • Rbow Blitz---I'll call you Rainbow or Blitz for now---, you're only level 36. Let's train you to level 40 or so.
    • /twenty minutes later/
    • OK, you're level 39: We'll level you some more at the next gym, where you'll solo everything~ Now let's go to Lake Valor.
    • /goes to Valor/
    • /goes inside Cavern and sees commander Saturn/
    • Saturn: So, it appears that I'm scripted to battle you. I'm sorry I have to, but I'm pretty much forced to. You understand: You're doing a Nuzlocke, right?
    • ...yes.
    • Saturn: ... Er, um...
    • (OoC: Saturn's actually pretty cool. While Jupiter and Mars kept insisting that Team Galactic was still together after Cyrus disappeared, Saturn was pretty chill with it and actually started looking for renewable energy sources after Cyrus disappeared. It's times like this when you realize even evil people have emotions and can actually do good)
    • /battle commence/
    • /lolElTigreKO/
    • /leaves/
    • /goes to Mt Coronet/
    • Hey Blitz?
    • Rbow Blitz: Po?
    • Eat this disk
    • Rbow Blitz is trying to learn Strength. But Rbow Blitz can't learn more than four moves. Delete a move to make room for Strength? Which move should be forgotten? 1... 2... and... Poof! Rbow Blitz forgot how to use Agility. Rbow Blitz learned Strength!
    • I figured since his original moveset was Stomp, Fire Blast, Agility, and some normal type attacking move, and since his nature is Hasty, speed really isn't an issue so Agility is not needed.
    • Oh? I have a Flamethrower TM! Let's teach it to you! /replaces Fire Blast with Flamethrower.
    • Random Dude: But isn't Fire Blast stronger?
    • Correct, Random Dude Who Asks Reasonable Questions! Maybe one day you'll get your own font! Now then, as to why, Fire Blast has 120 power, but 85 accuracy and 5 PP. Flamethrower, on the other hand, has 90 power, 100 accuracy, and 15 PP. It might be a little less fire power, but what I really need is a move that has a great accuracy and enough PP. I mean, I wouldn't want one of my moves to miss right when I need it to hit most.
    • Now let's get to Snowpoint.
    • /after exiting the mountain/
    • Oh my god, it's so cold!
    • /finds an Iron/
    • ... What?... An Iron... in the snow...
    • /gets to Snowpoint/
    • Aw yeah~ Blitz, you ready for the gym battle?
    • Rbow Blitz: Po Po. (I'm at level 39, I'm probably going to die right before I evolve)
    • Perfect! Now let's check out your stats.
    • Dat Attack. B)
    • Dat Speed. B)
    • Reasonable Special Attack and Special Defense. :]
    • But dat Defense is crippling. Sad
    • Oh, right, he's hasty natured. That's... really bad, actually. A speed boost could prove useful, but his speed was already good without the boost and his defense is even lower with that nature. :/
    • Let's go to the gym!
    • Gym Trainer: I am a trainer. Battle me.
    • Sure! Let's go Blitz! Use Flamethrower on his Sneasel!
    • /not a KO/
    • Ohgodohgodohgod, it's Steve all over again, RAINBOW GET OUT OF THERE!
    • SNEASEL used Crunch!
    • No...
    • Rbow Blitz: Po. (Told you)








    • [size=xx-small]N-no...[/size]
    • Rbow Blitz: Rap. (Maybe you ain't so bad at this after all)
    • /Rbow Blitz is alive with 14 HP! And he leveled up!/
    • /Rbow Blitz evolved into RAPIDASH!/
    • Dude... You. Are. HARDCORE!
    • Rbow Blitz: Rap. (I know I am)
    • Don't be so modest!
    • Rbow Blitz: ... Rap. (You can't understand me, can't you)
    • I told you to stop being so modest! Gawd!
    • /Beatin' some gym trainers later.../
    • Let's battle this gym trainer! Oh, poo, he's got a Piloswine... You can take him, right Blitz?
    • Rbow Blitz: Rapidash. (Possibly)
    • Use Flamethrower!
    • /not a KO/
    • PILOSWINE used Earthquake!
    • No... NO, STEVE, LOOK OUT!
    • Rbow Blitz: Rap? DAAASH! (Steve, who-? AUUUGH!)
    • NOOOO!






    • Rbow Blitz: Rapid... Ra Rapidash! (That hurt... But do ya really think a bit of dirt is gonna take me down?)
    • Bu-how? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! Your defense is still considerably low, even after evolution.
    • Rbow Blitz: Rapi? Rapi Rapidash Dash. (Don't 'cha remember? You gave me all your Irons)
    • Of course, magic!
    • Rbow Blitz: ... Rapidash Rapi, Rap? (... You ain't right in the head, ain't 'cha kid?)
    • FINISH HIM.
    • /one more Flamethrower later/
    • FATALITY.
    • /one heal later, it's time for Candice/
    • Candice: "Yeah, uh huh, oh, hang on Marsha, I got a challenger. /hangs up/ So, it's a gym battle you want, it's a gym battle you get.
    • Rbow Blitz: Rapid! Rapidash! Rap! (I laugh at ya'll who try an' attack me! I've beaten your Sneasel, Obamasnow, and Piloswine. Your Froslass is gon' be an iced vermouth on the rocks pretty soon!)
    • Candice: OH YEAH?! Go, Froslass!
    • Froslass: Fros, Froslass! (Ya'll ain't got nothin' on me)
    • Rbow Blitz: Rapidash, Rapid! (If it's a battle ya want, it's a battle ya get!)
    • Froslass: Fros, Fros! (Ha! Like ya'll gonna beat ME! Dat Hail's givin' me a speed boost while it be hurtin' you!)
    • Rbow Blitz: Rap, Rapid... Rapi Rapid! (Funny thing 'bout hail... They ain't as effective on fire!)
    • /used Flamethrower! It's super effective!/
    • Froslass: F-Fros? Froslass! (W-what? But if dat hail turns into water from the fire on ya mane, it should be more damage! /used Shadow Ball/)
    • Rbow Blitz: ... Ra Ra Ra... Rapid Rapidash? Rapid Ra! (Heh heh heh... Are you serious? That was a boo boo, tops!)
    • Froslass: Fros?! F-Fros Froslass Fros! ... Frosla Lass?! (What?! T-that still doesn't answer my other question about hail becoming water to you! ... What are you?!)
    • Rbow Blitz: Rapidash... (I'm just the one... Who sets fire to the rain!)
    • Froslass: FROOOOOS! (AUUUUUGH!)
    • FATALITY!
    • /whispers to Candice/ I think they're getting along juuuust fine! Oh, badge please!
    • We got... the ICICLE BADGE!
    • Alright, it's time for Mt. Coronet...
    • Caught Maybe I, the something natured Male Medicham from Mt Coronet 2F! (Lv 39)
    • Caught Ralph, the something natured Female Clefairy from Mt Coronet 3F! (Lv 36)
    • Caught Could I've, the something natured Bronzong from Mt Coronet 4F! (Lv 38)
    • Hrm... We're a bit underleveled, so you guys better train a bit. After all, Giratina's level 47, you know!
    • Ralph: C-Clef? Clefairy... (H-huh? But I'm a girl...)
    • Well Ralph! You'll need something other than metronome, because one day, it's going to use Memento or Explosion on you... So eat this disk to learn Grass Knot!
    • Yaaaay, Ralph learned Grass Knot! Let's look at your stats.
    • Well rounded, I must say. Attack and Defense aren't as good as your specials, and maybe a Carbos or two would help that speed, but you'll be juuuuust fine. Now let's grind you! Where else to grind a Clefairy with Grass Knot other than IRON ISLAND?!
    • /beating up GRAVELAR and STEELIX later.../
    • Yaaay, you're at level 43 now!
    • /one more level up/
    • Holy Carmen San Diego! You've just got 4 more in your defense from that one level up! But how?!
    • Random Dude: That's because of EVs!
    • Random Dude! What a surprise to see you! What ever do you mean?!
    • Random Dude: Every Pokemon has a set EV yield. If you beat multiple amounts of that Pokemon, you get EVs in the stat that the EV yields in! The more you beat up, the better amount you get from that stat when you level up! Rare Candies don't give you EVs, so Rare Candied Lv 100 are weaker than EV trained Lv 100!
    • Wow! So the defense boost, which brought her Defense up to date with her Specials, is because Gravelar and Steelix both yield two in defense?!
    • Random Dude: Yes!
    • And so if I beat up multiple amounts of Wurmple, I'll get a huge increase in HP?!
    • Random Dude: You got it!
    • And now I know!
    • Random Dude: And knowing is half the battle!
    • /later/
    • Oh? I found a Moon Stone! You know what that means!
    • Ralph evolved into CLEFABLE!
    • /even later/
    • Maybe I learned Fire Punch! Maybe I leveled up to level 47! Maybe I was sent out! Maybe I used Hi Jump Kick! Maybe I missed! Maybe I kept going and crashed!
    • Ahaha... I love manipulating names to make it look like this... Good job, Maybe I!
    • /later still/
    • Gentlemen... You all are level 47... I think we're ready...


    I BLOW DICK ERRDAY ALL DAY



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    In one hundred years
    When I felt like I should cry
    I laughed away my tears



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by FCSNAKE on Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:11 pm

    lol I love the text added by you.



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by Applejack on Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:06 pm

    HEY

    WERE YOU EXPECTING AN UPDATE?

    YEAH?

    WELL *** YOU

    I'M JOKING

    TAKE THIS FUCKING OVERDUE UPDATE




    • Guys? We might need to train a biiiit more. So, Maybe I, you're up!
    • Ugh, that Force Palm didn't kill the Gravelar.
    • GRAVELAR used SelfDestruct!
    • what.
    • Maybe I fainted!
    • What
    • Foe GRAVELAR fainted!
    • WHAT
    • Haircut: Licky Lick. (I think he's broken.)
    • Ralph: Clefable? (What else is new?)
    • El Tigre: Jolt Jolt. (He'll be fine, don't worry.)
    • Corey: ... (...)
    • Rbow Blitz (Hey, dragon bird, mind actually sayin' something?)
    • Corey: ... (...)
    • Ralph: Clef. (He's got a point there, Blitz.)
    • Well then! Let's go guys!
    • Haircut: Licky? (He's already over it?)
    • It's time... To go to Mt Coronet!
    • /finally arrives at Spear Pillar/
    • Mars: I remember you...! So, you ready to get a beat down?
    • Eugh, it's disgusting how you're trying to be hip.
    • AND THEN JOSH COMES AND WE BEAT UP JUPITER AND MARS. But dat Stuntank hurt my entire team, what with poison/crit hax. :/
    • Josh: Whoa! That was awesome! But you know... We've hit the wall. It's your time to shine Drake!
    • Thanks Josh.
    • /turns to Cyrus/
    • Cyrus! Stop what you're doing!
    • Cyrus: "Do you not realize of this new world I am about to achieve?"
    • Don't you understand?! Resetting the world means you die too!
    • Cyrus: "I am prepared for that."
    • I-you-I-
    • Cyrus: "... ... Everything is ready for the creation of a new world. Now, all will end. And everything will begin. With this, the Red Chain made from the crystals of the three lake Pokémon. And this, the Red Chain I replicated with technological means... With these Red Chains I will pry open the portal to another dimension. I command that you unleash your power for me..."
    • Augh! W-What's happening?! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!
    • Cyrus: "Dialga, the mythical Pokémon, and the master of time! ...And the other. Palkia, the mythical Pokémon, and the master of space and dimensions!"
    • HEY! Listen to me when I'm ta-
    • Cyrus: "I've waited so long for this moment, Dialga and Palkia. Shaping this world is a double spiral of time and space. Yes, the very things that you have the ability to control! You will do my bidding! I will have your abilities as mine! With the power I wield, I will create an entirely new world! The incomplete and ugly world we have now can disappear. I am resetting everything to zero. Nothing can remain. It is all for making the ultimate world. A world of complete perfection. Nothing so vague and incomplete as spirit can remain."
    • Would you just listen fo-
    • ???: Sprit!
    • Who-
    • Cyrus: "...I should have expected as much. Uxie, "The Being of Knowledge." Azelf, "The Being of Willpower." And Mesprit, "The Being of Emotion"...The Pokémon have come to protect Sinnoh? Pathetic and worthless. It takes the three of them, the three lake Pokémon that symbolize spirit, to balance either the Pokémon of time or space. But they can't maintain balance against the two. Not when both Dialga and Palkia are here. Their coming here is in vain. So much meaningless drama. Now, Drake. You've constantly interfered with my plans, but you will be forgiven. After all, there will remain no spirit for all time when I am done. All spirit will disappear. It will be ripped away... From you! From your Pokémon! From those precious to you...! It is time! My dream will be my reality!"
    • Y-you...! You monster! I-I!
    • Cyrus: "Too stunned for words, I see? That will not matter in a matter of seconds when your soul is ripped apart from you..."
    • ...!
    • GUYUOUGH
    • W-what?
    • Cyrus: "What is this pressure I feel...? Something...is enraged?"
    • Oh. My. God. C-Cyrus... Look behind you...
    • /Cyrus sees a huge shadow monster/
    • Cyrus: "Interesting. So, there is a Pokémon that can only appear as a shadow. Regardless, the effort is rash and foolish. I have harnessed the powers of Dialga and Palkia... I, Cyrus, won't have any more interferererererere...!"
    • ! My god! The ghost ate Cyrus!
    • Cynthia: I'm here! Don't worry!
    • Cynthia! Thank God you're here! Listen, there's a huge ghost that ate the leader of team galac-
    • Cynthia: I know what the monster is. Along with Dialga and Palkia, there was another who controlled a world all on their own. It's name was Giratina, but it's commonly known as the god of death!
    • Oh my god...
    • Spoiler:



    *** YOU CYNTHIA

    *** YOU CYRUS

    *** YOU GIRATINA

    *** YOU BILL COSBY

    I'VE ALWAYS HATED THOSE FOUR

    BE PREPARED FOR ANOTHER UPDATE SOON, 'CAUSE *** JUST GOT REAL



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    Re: Crits... Crits Everywhere

    Post by FCSNAKE on Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:27 pm

    Watch your language missy!

    On another note I thought you quit! lmao



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