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    Post your Omegle chats here!

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    Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Fluncher on Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:56 am

    www.omegle.com
    This site allows you chat with strangers.
    Great place to advertise troll.
    Post any funny ones you have.

    Stranger: hey 18 horny male looking for a female with msn or skype
    You: I heard on the street you sold vacuums
    Stranger: u heard right
    You: How much?
    Stranger: 100 bucks per vacuum best deal on the planet good sir cash only
    You: Here you go! -hands 100 dollars-
    Stranger: -takes the 100 dollars and hands you a dyson vacuum
    Stranger: there go nuts and clean
    You: It's not for cleaning. It's for sucking up ghosts that Luigi's too scared to do.
    Stranger: wait then you need something else
    Stranger: -takes the dyson away-
    Stranger: dyson wont work
    Stranger: u need the ghostbuster 9000
    Stranger: which is a lil extra
    Stranger: like 10 bucks more
    You: OK! -hands extra 10 bucks-
    Stranger: -hands over the ghostbuster 9000-
    You: HURR DURR -sucks up stranger-
    Stranger: im not ghost
    You: oh ***
    Stranger: it wont suck up real things only ghosts
    Stranger: now shoo before the cops come and find my secret vacuum hide out
    Stranger: pigs they are
    You: Thanks for the vacuum, kind sir
    You: Bye!
    Stranger: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Hydrocannon2727 on Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:03 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: A wild Pikachu has appeared!!
    Stranger: Go Bulbasaur!
    You: Pikachu used Volt Tackle!
    You: Super Effective!
    Stranger: Vine Whip
    You: Pikachu used Dodge!
    Stranger: That's not a Pokemon Move -_-
    Stranger: Sleep Powder
    You: A wild Charizard has appeared!
    You: Charizard used Hyper Beam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You're conversational partner has disconnected.

    ------------------------------------------------------------------

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hy a
    You: Erro
    Stranger: ASK
    Stranger: *ASK
    Stranger: *ASL
    You: 19 F Kanto Region

    You're conversational partner has disconnected.

    ------------------------------------------------------------------

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey asl
    You: F 19 Kanto Region
    Stranger: 19 m ireland
    You: I was originally from Ireland, but I moved to Kanto.
    Stranger: really? that's awesome :p
    You: Yep
    You: I was a waitress but I moved
    You: 'Cause I had bigger dreams
    Stranger: and how did those dreams turn out?
    You: Pretty well.
    You: You know what I am know?
    Stranger: what?
    You: A POKEMON MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You're conversational partner has disconnected.





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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by FCSNAKE on Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:38 pm

    Huh Warning theres swearing...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: asl
    You: I fail at life!
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: i fail in everything
    You: I fail at everthing's everything...
    Stranger: nah I only fail at everything
    You: then you have it better
    Stranger: I guess
    Stranger: what have you failed in mate.
    Stranger: ?
    You: Figuring out what to do
    Stranger: hmmm
    Stranger: how old
    You: you?
    Stranger: ?
    You: 69
    Stranger: lol nah seriously
    You: lol
    Stranger: you have it better
    Stranger: cuz ur younget than me
    Stranger: how old
    You: 25
    Stranger: younger*
    You: you?
    Stranger: 32 see
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: you still got time mate head up Wink
    You: haha maybe
    Stranger: uk?
    You: huh?
    Stranger: u from uk?
    Stranger: or usa
    You: usa
    You: You in UK right?
    Stranger: JUST LIKE I DID FELLA
    Stranger: YH
    Stranger: like my man drake said YOLO
    You: Yolo?
    Stranger: you only live once
    Stranger: dont tell me u dont listen to drake
    You: Thats good
    You: Uh yeah but I'm not a big fan
    Stranger: oh seen
    You: I hate life good thing I only live once
    Stranger: lol
    You: Ive listened to like 5 songs from him lol
    Stranger: better than none Wink
    Stranger: enjoy
    Stranger: take my advice *** bitches
    Stranger: life
    Stranger: in a bit
    You: Sure I will!



    Success!!!

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi, im 36 m Frisco, wanna chat
    You: Sure
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: whats up, today?
    Stranger: working?
    You: yeah..
    Stranger: me too
    Stranger: plans for tomorrow?
    You: Yeah hopefully dying..
    Stranger: what?
    You: you?
    Stranger: cooking with wife, turkey and bean
    Stranger: same old thing
    Stranger: haha
    You: I need to get me some of those..
    Stranger: whats that?
    You: A wife lol
    Stranger: get a smart one, i did
    Stranger: why u wanna die tomorrow....boring family stuff?
    You: Heh yeah Its boring I hate life
    Stranger: are u serious? or kidding?
    Stranger: Im worried about u
    You: Nah serious Im not going to kill myself I just hope it happens
    Stranger: okkkkkkk....well you might scare someone off like with that talk....like me

    Awkward...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: boy or girl
    You: girl
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: im a boy
    Stranger: you want to see a photo of me
    You: uh sure...
    Stranger: http://oi44.tinypic.com/25s0qic.jpg
    Stranger: like
    You: eh
    Stranger: heh
    Stranger: bet ur pretty
    Stranger: like my lips
    You: lol yeah sure
    Stranger: hehe
    Stranger: u have a photo
    You: uh yeah
    Stranger: mind if i see
    You: sure
    You: http://tinypic.com/r/r7iyk8/
    Stranger: hold on
    Stranger: nice
    You: thanks
    Stranger: how tall r u
    You: I dont know I havent measured myself like 5 sumthing
    Stranger: oh ok
    Stranger: im 6'2
    You: tall
    Stranger: he
    Stranger: heh
    Stranger: want to see a naughty photo
    You: Uh not from you lol
    Stranger: heh why not
    You: eh
    Stranger: im mean ull like it
    You: Ha no, I got to go nice talking to you!

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    I are Have confusion!



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    "I turned to a life of crime because i came from broken families"
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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Hydrocannon2727 on Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:02 pm

    Lol Luis, that guy was very pedo-y looking





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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by FCSNAKE on Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:16 pm

    lol yeah It was weird 0__0



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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Hydrocannon2727 on Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:31 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi m 23 here
    You: Hai, my names Greg
    You: Nice to meet you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.






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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by FCSNAKE on Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:48 pm

    On my experience on this I learned that I should not talk to strangers(it's obviously not enforced!), I should not fake my gender or I will have a guy sending me naughty pictures that will scar me for life! and that It can actually help you make new friends! I made one she's german! Oh and don't tell people you want to die, it will just scare them away!



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    "I turned to a life of crime because i came from broken families"
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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Ulqi-chan on Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:35 pm

    Decided to say I was suicidal. I was shocked at the end... :/


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hi
    Stranger: so uhm... how are you?
    You: A bit suicidal. You?
    Stranger: well I'm just exhausted and near at comitting a crime at my computer
    Stranger: or to my computer..
    You: I see. What, you're choking it?
    Stranger: no, just kicking it a bit
    You: Ah. Makes sense.
    You: Is it a Mac? Those suck.
    Stranger: but I threatened it with making clear that we're on the second floor here
    Stranger: no just a normal PC
    Stranger: buit it crashed some days ago
    You: Lol. Did it get the message?
    Stranger: and I'm sitting here since the afternoon and FINALLY I can install MSN again <_<
    You: Yay. *confetti*
    Stranger: I'm just pissed because verything takes so damn lon
    Stranger: *long
    You: I know the feeling.
    Stranger: and I had to downlaod 1t6267263837937 Updates
    You: Holy crap
    You: Sorry for you, man
    You: D:
    Stranger: ah np
    Stranger: what about you? :/
    You: Well, kinda suicidal, but overall I'm okay.
    Stranger: 'A bit suicidal' dosen't sound very thrilling....
    Stranger: problems with depression?
    You: Well... I had someone I really liked a lot cheat on me. With three different people.
    You: One of which was a guy
    You: So I'm kinda confused.
    Stranger: uuhh
    Stranger: and I'm complaining about my PC crash
    You: Puts things in perspective, doesn't it?
    Stranger: well...what should I say? I sucks when things like this happen but there'll be better things to come
    Stranger: *it
    Stranger: or better days...
    You: Well...I better go and kill myself now. See you another life, brother
    Stranger: First of all I'm a sister 



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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Applejack on Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:53 pm

    Stranger: hi


    You: My little pony, My little pony, ah Ah Ah AH My little pony.~


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.





    EDIT: Here's another!



    Stranger: hi

    You: So I hear you liek Mudkipz.

    Stranger: what's that?


    You have disconnected.


    Last edited by Rainbow Dash on Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:31 pm; edited 2 times in total



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    In one hundred years
    When I felt like I should cry
    I laughed away my tears



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    All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by FCSNAKE on Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:21 pm

    Ulqi-chan wrote:Decided to say I was suicidal. I was shocked at the end... :/


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hi
    Stranger: so uhm... how are you?
    You: A bit suicidal. You?
    Stranger: well I'm just exhausted and near at comitting a crime at my computer
    Stranger: or to my computer..
    You: I see. What, you're choking it?
    Stranger: no, just kicking it a bit
    You: Ah. Makes sense.
    You: Is it a Mac? Those suck.
    Stranger: but I threatened it with making clear that we're on the second floor here
    Stranger: no just a normal PC
    Stranger: buit it crashed some days ago
    You: Lol. Did it get the message?
    Stranger: and I'm sitting here since the afternoon and FINALLY I can install MSN again <_<
    You: Yay. *confetti*
    Stranger: I'm just pissed because verything takes so damn lon
    Stranger: *long
    You: I know the feeling.
    Stranger: and I had to downlaod 1t6267263837937 Updates
    You: Holy crap
    You: Sorry for you, man
    You: D:
    Stranger: ah np
    Stranger: what about you? :/
    You: Well, kinda suicidal, but overall I'm okay.
    Stranger: 'A bit suicidal' dosen't sound very thrilling....
    Stranger: problems with depression?
    You: Well... I had someone I really liked a lot cheat on me. With three different people.
    You: One of which was a guy
    You: So I'm kinda confused.
    Stranger: uuhh
    Stranger: and I'm complaining about my PC crash
    You: Puts things in perspective, doesn't it?
    Stranger: well...what should I say? I sucks when things like this happen but there'll be better things to come
    Stranger: *it
    Stranger: or better days...
    You: Well...I better go and kill myself now. See you another life, brother
    Stranger: First of all I'm a sister
    lol I laughed on the end! I wonder why we chose suicidal stuff
    Rainbow Dash wrote:Stranger: hi


    You: My little pony, My little pony, ah Ah Ah AH My little pony.~


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    It was longer than one of mine, I wrote 25,M, and they disconected guess they wanted a girl lol



    So far mine was the weirdest!



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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Fluncher on Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:33 pm

    You: I heard on the street you sell condoms
    Stranger: I do
    You: How much
    Stranger: What may I ask, do you need them for?
    You: For raping you
    Stranger: so you are buttsexing
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by SilentVerse on Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:35 pm

    Whee, it really is fun trolling random people with my terrible French Wink.

    You: bonjour
    Stranger: asl
    You: tu parle francais?
    You: uh
    You: 17, fille
    Stranger: male or female
    You: fille
    You: je ne suis pas un garcon
    You: tu est un garcon, je presumee?
    Stranger: i didnt no wat ur saying
    You: QUOI
    You: TU EST DEGOUTANT
    You: JE NE SUIS PAS L'OBJET DE DESIRS SEXUELLE
    You: hrmph
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Translations:

    Hello
    You speak French?
    17, girl
    I am not a boy
    You are a man, I presume?
    WHAT
    YOU ARE DISGUSTING
    I AM NOT THE OBJECT OF YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES

    I probably made some grammatical errors in there, but this is stupidly fun haha.
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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Jeff9978 on Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:36 pm








    20,957 strangers online










    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: whats your name?

    Stranger: rafi

    Stranger: u

    Stranger: ?

    You: Chinglezelyasovekia VonGoyette Jr.

    Stranger: m/f

    Stranger: have a facebook

    Stranger: ?

    You: no

    You: in soviet russia, you face the book if you know what i mean. eh comrade

    You: oh man i need to *** mah AK

    You: 47

    Stranger: i need pussy

    You: in soviet russia you suck p*ssy

    Stranger: ohhh

    Stranger: your p*ssy is wet

    You: you suck on the top and then puke in the hole

    Stranger: yeah,,

    You: you want to get deh vomit nice and deep

    Stranger: ahhhhhh soooo thight in here

    Stranger: mmm

    You: you sick f*ckbag

    Stranger: ohhhhh

    Stranger: sh*t

    You: HARDER

    You: SOFTER

    You: HARDER

    You: MEDIUM

    You: MEDIUM D*MMIT NOT HARD

    Stranger: harder

    Stranger: harder..

    Stranger: mmmmm

    Stranger: oy baby

    You: you you liek some wine in da p*ssy

    Stranger: ohhh d*mn

    You: Hi my my name is Joe

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by FCSNAKE on Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:17 am

    SilentVerse wrote:Whee, it really is fun trolling random people with my terrible French Wink.

    You: bonjour
    Stranger: asl
    You: tu parle francais?
    You: uh
    You: 17, fille
    Stranger: male or female
    You: fille
    You: je ne suis pas un garcon
    You: tu est un garcon, je presumee?
    Stranger: i didnt no wat ur saying
    You: QUOI
    You: TU EST DEGOUTANT
    You: JE NE SUIS PAS L'OBJET DE DESIRS SEXUELLE
    You: hrmph
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Translations:

    Hello
    You speak French?
    17, girl
    I am not a boy
    You are a man, I presume?
    WHAT
    YOU ARE DISGUSTING
    I AM NOT THE OBJECT OF YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES

    I probably made some grammatical errors in there, but this is stupidly fun haha.
    lol I actually talked to someone in german (with my 3 years of german) so we talked I wished to get better because she was krank, and now because I talked to her in german we are facebook friends....

    Who wrote the last part was it you SV?

    Jeff9978 wrote:






    20,957 strangers online










    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: whats your name?

    Stranger: rafi

    Stranger: u

    Stranger: ?

    You: Chinglezelyasovekia VonGoyette Jr.

    Stranger: m/f

    Stranger: have a facebook

    Stranger: ?

    You: no

    You: in soviet russia, you face the book if you know what i mean. eh comrade

    You: oh man i need to *** mah AK

    You: 47

    Stranger: i need pussy

    You: in soviet russia you suck p*ssy

    Stranger: ohhh

    Stranger: your p*ssy is wet

    You: you suck on the top and then puke in the hole

    Stranger: yeah,,

    You: you want to get deh vomit nice and deep

    Stranger: ahhhhhh soooo thight in here

    Stranger: mmm

    You: you sick f*ckbag

    Stranger: ohhhhh

    Stranger: sh*t

    You: HARDER

    You: SOFTER

    You: HARDER

    You: MEDIUM

    You: MEDIUM D*MMIT NOT HARD

    Stranger: harder

    Stranger: harder..

    Stranger: mmmmm

    Stranger: oy baby

    You: you you liek some wine in da p*ssy

    Stranger: ohhh d*mn

    You: Hi my my name is Joe

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I love how you were being completely racist lol, and in the end!

    It seems you enjoy cyber sex good for you!



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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Ulqi-chan on Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:53 pm

    Yeah, this turned real awkward real fast.

    22,186 strangers online <--- FWEE
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: habababa
    Stranger: ?
    You: ?
    Stranger: why?
    You: Who?
    Stranger: you
    You: Me?
    Stranger: not your mother
    You: Okay. I'll go with that.
    Stranger: im so sorry...
    You: Why?
    Stranger: becouse of your mother
    You: I'm sorry because I have to talk to you.
    You: I don't deal well with bald people.
    You: So toss that into your salad, good sir.
    Stranger: ok.
    You: Yup.
    You: So how are you?
    Stranger: just like your mother
    You: Cool.
    You: She's dead.
    Stranger: but dont worry you have father yet
    You: No. I killed him, too.
    Stranger: cool. i like to kill people. tell me how did you do it?
    You: Well, I first smacked him in the jaw with a frying pan.
    You: Then I used Vine Whip and it was super effective.
    You: Then I used Waterfall, and he died, or "fainted" as they say in Pokemon.
    You: So yeah.
    Stranger: soo nice. i killed my brother recently
    You: Cool. Did you use Vine Whip, too?
    Stranger: i used my *** to kill him
    You: ...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Whitemoon on Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:26 pm

    I used my *** to kill him. Lolz!
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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Hydrocannon2727 on Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:58 pm

    FCSNAKE wrote:
    SilentVerse wrote:Whee, it really is fun trolling random people with my terrible French Wink.

    You: bonjour
    Stranger: asl
    You: tu parle francais?
    You: uh
    You: 17, fille
    Stranger: male or female
    You: fille
    You: je ne suis pas un garcon
    You: tu est un garcon, je presumee?
    Stranger: i didnt no wat ur saying
    You: QUOI
    You: TU EST DEGOUTANT
    You: JE NE SUIS PAS L'OBJET DE DESIRS SEXUELLE
    You: hrmph
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Translations:

    Hello
    You speak French?
    17, girl
    I am not a boy
    You are a man, I presume?
    WHAT
    YOU ARE DISGUSTING
    I AM NOT THE OBJECT OF YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES

    I probably made some grammatical errors in there, but this is stupidly fun haha.
    lol I actually talked to someone in german (with my 3 years of german) so we talked I wished to get better because she was krank, and now because I talked to her in german we are facebook friends....

    Who wrote the last part was it you SV?

    Jeff9978 wrote:






    20,957 strangers online










    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: whats your name?

    Stranger: rafi

    Stranger: u

    Stranger: ?

    You: Chinglezelyasovekia VonGoyette Jr.

    Stranger: m/f

    Stranger: have a facebook

    Stranger: ?

    You: no

    You: in soviet russia, you face the book if you know what i mean. eh comrade

    You: oh man i need to *** mah AK

    You: 47

    Stranger: i need pussy

    You: in soviet russia you suck p*ssy

    Stranger: ohhh

    Stranger: your p*ssy is wet

    You: you suck on the top and then puke in the hole

    Stranger: yeah,,

    You: you want to get deh vomit nice and deep

    Stranger: ahhhhhh soooo thight in here

    Stranger: mmm

    You: you sick f*ckbag

    Stranger: ohhhhh

    Stranger: sh*t

    You: HARDER

    You: SOFTER

    You: HARDER

    You: MEDIUM

    You: MEDIUM D*MMIT NOT HARD

    Stranger: harder

    Stranger: harder..

    Stranger: mmmmm

    Stranger: oy baby

    You: you you liek some wine in da p*ssy

    Stranger: ohhh d*mn

    You: Hi my my name is Joe

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I love how you were being completely racist lol, and in the end!

    It seems you enjoy cyber sex good for you!
    I once taught a girl in Quebec how to speak French... A little weird she didn't already know it...
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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by Whitemoon on Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:20 pm

    Hydrocannon2727 wrote:
    FCSNAKE wrote:
    SilentVerse wrote:Whee, it really is fun trolling random people with my terrible French Wink.

    You: bonjour
    Stranger: asl
    You: tu parle francais?
    You: uh
    You: 17, fille
    Stranger: male or female
    You: fille
    You: je ne suis pas un garcon
    You: tu est un garcon, je presumee?
    Stranger: i didnt no wat ur saying
    You: QUOI
    You: TU EST DEGOUTANT
    You: JE NE SUIS PAS L'OBJET DE DESIRS SEXUELLE
    You: hrmph
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Translations:

    Hello
    You speak French?
    17, girl
    I am not a boy
    You are a man, I presume?
    WHAT
    YOU ARE DISGUSTING
    I AM NOT THE OBJECT OF YOUR SEXUAL DESIRES

    I probably made some grammatical errors in there, but this is stupidly fun haha.
    lol I actually talked to someone in german (with my 3 years of german) so we talked I wished to get better because she was krank, and now because I talked to her in german we are facebook friends....

    Who wrote the last part was it you SV?

    Jeff9978 wrote:






    20,957 strangers online










    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: whats your name?

    Stranger: rafi

    Stranger: u

    Stranger: ?

    You: Chinglezelyasovekia VonGoyette Jr.

    Stranger: m/f

    Stranger: have a facebook

    Stranger: ?

    You: no

    You: in soviet russia, you face the book if you know what i mean. eh comrade

    You: oh man i need to *** mah AK

    You: 47

    Stranger: i need pussy

    You: in soviet russia you suck p*ssy

    Stranger: ohhh

    Stranger: your p*ssy is wet

    You: you suck on the top and then puke in the hole

    Stranger: yeah,,

    You: you want to get deh vomit nice and deep

    Stranger: ahhhhhh soooo thight in here

    Stranger: mmm

    You: you sick f*ckbag

    Stranger: ohhhhh

    Stranger: sh*t

    You: HARDER

    You: SOFTER

    You: HARDER

    You: MEDIUM

    You: MEDIUM D*MMIT NOT HARD

    Stranger: harder

    Stranger: harder..

    Stranger: mmmmm

    Stranger: oy baby

    You: you you liek some wine in da p*ssy

    Stranger: ohhh d*mn

    You: Hi my my name is Joe

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I love how you were being completely racist lol, and in the end!

    It seems you enjoy cyber sex good for you!
    I once taught a girl in Quebec how to speak French... A little weird she didn't already know it...



    Lolz. I once taught a girl in Quebec how to speak French... A little weird she didn't already know it... Thats funny.Laughing
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    Re: Post your Omegle chats here!

    Post by FCSNAKE on Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:26 am

    Some were weird.....and some posted porn sites...so i changed the link so its not a porn site!


    Stranger: I feel that out-of-wedlock buttsex is a violence of the sanctity of sodomy.

    Stranger: And that America is remiss in allowing it to happen much longer.

    You: meat spin.cum

    Stranger: I'm really hoping that it's a bunch of pork chops doing ballet.

    You: haha yeah

    You: thats what your first tought made me think of

    Stranger: I'm…flattered?

    Stranger: Haha.

    You: did you see it?

    Stranger: Yes. Yes I did.

    You: huh funny I havent seen it myself

    Stranger: And yet you're sending it to strangers on the internet.

    You: yeah

    You: (like a boss) tough

    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: lol I won't let your **** be dried Razz , wanna see me squirt?g otois . g d / 1P hK c4
    ----------------------------------------------------------------
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hai

    Stranger: I LIKE SUCKING ***

    You:
    lol I won't let your **** be dried Razz , wanna see me squirt? goto is. gd /1PK4 (remove spaces)



    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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