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    Your Average Joe

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    Your Average Joe

    Post by Applejack on Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:41 pm

    Chapter 1, Morning



    RIIIING, RIIIING!



    a phone started ringing in the other room. Cassie tossed an turned inside her bed. The phone, being bestowed right next to her bed, was still ringing.



    RIIIING! RIIIING! RIIIING!



    After a 5th ring, Cassie moaned and reached her arm out to get the phone. The house phone that laid right on a dest next to Cassie's bed was so close a baby could reach it. However, Cassie was know to be lazy. Cassie put the house phone to her ears. oh, how she wanted a cell phone! A voice answered as soon as she put it on her ear.



    "Cassie, turn on the TV to the Hub!" the voice said.



    Cassie knew it was her friend Lily who talked to her. Lily's squealish voice immedietly woke Cassie up. Cassie reached for the remote. She pointed her remote at a large flat-screen TV. When it came on, she changed it to the Hub. Music came from it.



    My little pony, my little pony, Ah Ah, AH, AH! My little pony!



    Cassie's favorate show, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, was on. This was the kind of show that brought viewers at even the age of 17! Cassie, being 13, still enjoyed the show. Cassie yawned, realizing how tired she was. She got up and went to the kitchen.



    Her kitchen was large, full with an oven, sinks (yeah, sinks), and a microwave. you know, normal stuff in a kitchen. After getting her normal bowl of Cinnomin Toast Crunch, she returned to her room to watch My Little Pony.



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    (this is just a one shot, i may not even finish this, O.O)



    It was the first new day of the century
    In one hundred years
    When I felt like I should cry
    I laughed away my tears



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    All in all, I'd rather have detention
    All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
    The old man drives like such a klutz
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    Re: Your Average Joe

    Post by Jeff9978 on Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:08 am

    That's funny because there's a girl in my class named Cassie and she's 13.


    Anyway, doesn't "Your Average Jill", sound like more of an appropriate title?
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    Re: Your Average Joe

    Post by Ulqi-chan on Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:03 pm

    Derp 0.0

    Dats even better than mah novels. Omjiggles.



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    Re: Your Average Joe

    Post by Applejack on Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:46 pm

    Ulqi-chan wrote:Derp 0.0

    Dats even better than mah novels. Omjiggles.

    Really? =D

    Jeff9978 wrote:That's funny because there's a girl in my class named Cassie and she's 13.


    Anyway, doesn't "Your Average Jill", sound like more of an appropriate title?



    Really? I picked the name Cassie cause i recalled a book series called the Animorphs and one girl was called Cassie...so yeah. Plus, 13 is just a random age i picked, =D



    The joke is that it's Joe instead of Jill, but do you really want me to change it?



    HERES MORE!



    Cassie had just finished watching the episode where Twilight forgot her weekly friendship report. What an imagination Twilight has!



    Cassie got up, got a coat on, and left the normal, everyday house. She got her bike from her garage and road to a Kroger near her home.



    She bought some cool beans and some ~Awesome sauce~ and went back home. She went home, fell asleep for the entire day.



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    Re: Your Average Joe

    Post by FCSNAKE on Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:21 pm

    Ulqi-chan wrote:Derp 0.0

    Dats even better than mah novels. Omjiggles.

    Its good but I dont think it's better than your novels. I'm not saying it's not close...

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    Ulqi-chan wrote:Derp 0.0

    Dats even better than mah novels. Omjiggles.

    Really? =D

    Jeff9978 wrote:That's funny because there's a girl in my class named Cassie and she's 13.


    Anyway, doesn't "Your Average Jill", sound like more of an appropriate title?



    Really? I picked the name Cassie cause i recalled a book series called the Animorphs and one girl was called Cassie...so yeah. Plus, 13 is just a random age i picked, =D



    The joke is that it's Joe instead of Jill, but do you really want me to change it?



    HERES MORE!



    Cassie had just finished watching the episode where Twilight forgot her weekly friendship report. What an imagination Twilight has!



    Cassie got up, got a coat on, and left the normal, everyday house. She got her bike from her garage and road to a Kroger near her home.



    She bought some cool beans and some ~Awesome sauce~ and went back home. She went home, fell asleep for the entire day.



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    I got a bunch of those Animorphs books, but I haven't read a single one!



    I are Have confusion!



    "I became a criminal because I did not want to become a victim"
    "I turned to a life of crime because i came from broken families"
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    Re: Your Average Joe

    Post by Applejack on Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:49 pm

    You're probably a little too old for reading only like 100 pages books like Animorphs (either that or me reading 800 pages of books a week is far more than what an average girl my age should read) But Why not just try to read one book and see what you think.





    Cassie awoken yet again and saw her pet dog playing with a mouse. Wait, what? Her red little pug, Ashley, was very rambunctious and acts like a cat sometimes. Ashley went over to cassie and started rubbing her head on Cassie's leg.



    Cassie got some more Cinnomin Toast Crunch, and then got on the internet, with Ashley by her side.



    She went on a bunch of gaming sites, which most people think it would be weird for a girl to go onto. How stereotypical! Many girls are gamers! She suddenly felt tired, and an idea came to her. She looked up 'How to Hypnotize People' and she read the article.



    2 hours later, she fell asleep.



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    It was the first new day of the century
    In one hundred years
    When I felt like I should cry
    I laughed away my tears



    ʇı ɥʇıʍ dɹǝp


    All in all, I'd rather have detention
    All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
    The old man drives like such a klutz
    That I'm about to hurl my guts
    Directly upon the open road
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    Re: Your Average Joe

    Post by Kotaru on Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:08 pm

    I'm Scared! Very Happy



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    Re: Your Average Joe

    Post by Ulqi-chan on Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:39 am

    Oh lol, I was...urm...Sorta kidding about that...Eh... >.<"



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