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    Funny joke I read online

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    Funny joke I read online

    Post by Bramblefang on Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:25 pm

    It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.

    The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband.

    The husband made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife back in Minneapolis an email.

    Unfortunately, he didn't notice he had misspelled his wife's email address

    In South Carolina, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory just a few days earlier.

    She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor.

    The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email message:

    To My Loving Wife: I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

    Your Devoted Husband.

    P.S. Sure is hot down here.



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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Hydrocannon2727 on Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:58 pm

    Oh my God, that's hilarious!





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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Applejack on Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:05 pm

    ................XDXDXDXD! That is freaking hilarious! XD



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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Hydrocannon2727 on Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:05 pm

    Why are you still here?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1





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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Whitemoon on Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:36 pm

    Lol x2 Funny joke! Yeah Michelle, why are you still here??? Danny kicked you out for good!
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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Applejack on Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:00 pm

    It does not work. And why would you ban me? I know you hate me, but i havent broken a rule since my last infraction.

    Quagmire:hehe, why are you still here? XD

    Funny joke john



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    In one hundred years
    When I felt like I should cry
    I laughed away my tears



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    All in all, I'd rather have detention
    All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
    The old man drives like such a klutz
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    Directly upon the open road
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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Jeff9978 on Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:28 pm

    It's not that funny. <.<
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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Applejack on Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:39 pm

    Jeff9978 wrote:It's not that funny. <.<

    It is funny how the lady fainted.



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    All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
    The old man drives like such a klutz
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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Jeff9978 on Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:21 pm

    not really <.<
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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Applejack on Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:50 pm

    well, thats what you think. To b honest, there are much more jokes that are even more funny. like this;

    a turtle needs to get across the freeway. both his ares and legs are broken. how does he get across? Hint; take the F outta "Free", and the F outta "Way"



    It was the first new day of the century
    In one hundred years
    When I felt like I should cry
    I laughed away my tears



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    All in all, I'd rather have detention
    All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
    The old man drives like such a klutz
    That I'm about to hurl my guts
    Directly upon the open road
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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Kotaru on Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:42 pm

    That was just creepy...



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    Re: Funny joke I read online

    Post by Whitemoon on Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:10 pm

    Yeah....no more jokes Mitchelle No

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